Stuff We Rike #12 Having Immaculate Handrwiting
As I have previously mentioned, Asians really like repeating things; especially really tedious things that require meticulous amounts of concentration. One of these such things is handwriting. Asians love handwriting and especially immaculate handwriting that can be described as cute, neat, organized, or all of the above. I would venture to guess that handwriting can be described as Asian.
Exhibit A: White dude or definitely not Asian handwriting
Exhibit B: Asian girl or definitely Asian handwriting
Never mind that exhibit A features the use of the Greek alphabet or that exhibit B features the use of a variety of boxes and circles. You see how straight exhibit B is? You see how neat it looks? You see how even it looks? Truly the work of an Asian.
You know how I know that Asians love handwriting? They invented paper. While everybody else in the world was wiling and happy with writing on stone slabs, cave walls, and papyrus, Asians decided that they needed something to practice their handwriting on, hence paper. You know those handwriting worksheets with the dotted lines that were the bane of elementary school where we struggled to trace the dotted letters? It was probably an Asian person's idea. I'm actually not sure, but it might as well be. While we're at it, Asians probably perpetuated the concept of coloring inside the lines. I challenge you to name me one Asian abstract artist. It's an oxymoron.
To be fair, being good at something only means you're good at it and does not necessarily meant that you like to do it. So besides the fact that Asians are good at handwriting, how do we know that Asians really do indeed love handwriting? Let's look at the facts. While many cultures at one time or another placed a high premium on calligraphy, only Asians give handwriting reverential status. They even break down handwriting mastery into 6 categories: paper, paperweight, desk pad, ink and ink stick, ink stone, and seal and seal paste. Without getting too far in depth, the fact that I have no idea what four of those things are just goes to show you that Asians take this whole writing thing seriously. While most folks are trying to decide between, Times New Roman, Arial and Verdana, Asians are deciding between ink stick and seal paste. Yeah, Asians like handwriting.
Asians like handwriting so much that they have created an entire industry based around it. I challenged you earlier to name an Asian abstract artist to no avail. That was a tough challenge because there is a limited pool of acclaimed abstract artist to begin with. I further challenge you to find the rare Asian with a non mechanical pencil. In fact the Asian writer surely will not be limited to only one mechanical pencil. They probably have at least a few back up pencils, extra lead refills, a variety of multi colored gel pens, a mini ruler, mini scissors, and one of those white plastic architect erasers because surely the small eraser attached at the back of the pencil would not suffice. If you're going to have to write Asian, you have to be able to fix
All of these handwriting tools would also surely be housed by a specially designated pencil case that had a high probability of being adorned with a cutesy fictional animal with abnormally sized eyes and a zipper. These pencil cases are the Swiss army knives of the handwriting world. Just as a chef would never think of preparing food without their knives, Asians would never think of writing without their pencil case. So as the holidays approach and the masses are flocking towards the Hallmarks and American Greetings of the worlds, Asians are hoarding their gel pens and special writing utensils readying themselves to write that perfect card, with Asian handwriting of course.
If that isn't enough proof for you that Asians love handwriting, what about the fact that Asian languages are also really complicated and make it even to write immaculately much less legibly. This is an example of simplified Chinese. Now write that with an ink stick.
Random question. What happens if you get a prescription from an Asian doctor? Some things in this world are just meant to perplex; this may be one of them.